Aug 10 - Aug 11, 2019


Newport Performing Arts Center

777 W. Olive Street, Newport, OR 97365



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GOD HELP US! is a play ripped from today’s headlines, an evening’s entertainment that is at once hilarious, unifying and thought provoking.Two pundits, Larry (a liberal lad) and Randi (a conservative gal), find themselves confronted by GOD (the legendary Ed Asner), a wise, sarcastic, cantankerous and wildly funny character who is offended by what America’s political leaders have done to America. He has brought Randi and Larry to Purgatory for a lively debate about the issues our time. And whomever he finds more persuasive will get God’s “mighty thumb on the scale” in one or the other’s favor. We learn that Randi and Larry were a couple back in their college days, but politics tore them apart – in large measure because they couldn’t learn how to disagree without being disagreeable.

Given the current state of our politics –GOD HELP US! speaks to audiences of all political persuasions with one essential argument, that we must listen to each other so that we can all live – and laugh – together.

GOD HELP US! Produced by Liza Asner for Quince Productions Written by Samuel Warren Joseph & Phil Proctor Directed by Mitch Levine

God – Ed Asner
Larry – Marc Maislen
Randi – Darcy Hogan
Angels: Kylie MacDonald and Cole Theodore

Newport Performing Arts Center

777 W. Olive Street, Newport, OR 97365 - Get Directions